New DaHo Quick Weight Loss Diet...
I think I may have stumbled across a great new product - The New DaHo Quick Weight Loss Diet Plan. Its wouldn't be for everybody, but if you had an occasion coming up that you just had to loose some weight fast, this is the one for you.
In my last test last week, I lost 16 lbs. in just 4 days. So, I am thinking there would have to be a lot of up and coming brides and girls getting ready for their prom, or going to their 25th reunions, and all sorts of life changing events that would pay big money to loose that much that fast - right??
Yah, I can see the critics now, saying how it makes them real sick and they throw up and have the runs 30 times a day and all that, sometimes pass out on the floor, and have to take all those meds, but all those are just minor details when a few days later they are down a couple of very critical dress sizes for that very special event.
I still have a few 'details' to work out about how to produce the same medical situation, in my future clients, that I have, but with I can get that done, this is going to be BIG - Really BIG...
And, I would have to set it up so that we got paid for the plan before they got too involved in it as they may be too sick to pay for it after a while, but I am sure they would have no problem fronting the cash for such a unique and amazing opportunity.
The ones that couldn't afford it, could use are lower cost DaHo Quick Weight Loss Trip Plan. What they would do is go down to Mexico and stay in any inexpensive hotel, in any low class border town, and live like the locals. Drink as much tap water as you can and always order every drink with lots of ice cubes. It would take a little while longer to start, but the DaHo Trip Plan would also end up providing the desired results. It would be like combining an international vacation with your quick weight loss plan. What fun they would have enjoying a new country.
I still have a few details work out, and I would have to somehow write it up so the FDA would endorse it, but I just have to present it from the end goal prospective - Everybody wants to loose weight for that special event in their lives where they want to rub it in all their friends faces about how they haven't succumb to the fat monster like everybody else has and prove, yet again, that they are cooler than everybody else.
Speaking of Dogs, We now have a new dog. Pam has been bitching about, er wanting, a little lap yapper ever since I have known her. I was hoping that she would grow out of it, but all she has to do is think about it and she is all over it again. Telling me how we need one so the cats won't fight each other anymore and Felix, our new larger and younger cat, would have a new playmate and stop driving our older cat Cali totally crazy all the time. And, she wants an animal to sleep with like I have with Felix, and she would be willing to drop her current demand for her wedding ring upgrade for 10 years for a puppy, and it would never mess in the house because she would get a good one that had been trained, and she saw one on the Internet and loves it and just has to have it or else she will hold her breath until it shows up... ... ...
And, I had just come off of my 4 day DaHo Quick Weight Loss Diet plan and could barley talk or even think clearly. And, with all my 5 months of medical hell, she has been through a lot of medical hell and Dell Hell and has taken care of me above and way beyond what she needed to be crowned the worlds greatest wife and nurse for so long.
So, I was feeling guilty about all of that and thought having a dog would be a better deal than another piece of jewelry, and I wasn't thinking too clearly And, she had found one on line from a place that lived in Buhl, where her mom use to live, so I said OK. It was based on that he would work well in the family and not ruin the house or family members in the process.
So, we went over to see the dog, AKA Thomas, and ended up coming home with him. He is a special German type of Yorkshire Terrier called a Bisjon or something. He is very cute and has integrated into the family quite well - much better than I had imagined for sure. Cali cant stand him and he stays away from her. Felix wanted a playmate and he and Tomas play more and more. When Thomas gets too fired up, Felix will stand up on his back legs/butt and will hold Thomas with his front paws to control all of this excited actions. He also has wrestling matches and even a boxing match every so often. Both Felix and Thomas sleep on our bed and while it was tentative at first, now they seem much more compatible with it all. So, all the worst fears about getting a dog have been resolved and Pam is loving her little baby Thomas. I am sure that there will be pics - lots of pics here soon of him.
We have been to PetSmart, our local Pet Warehouse store many times to get him and us all ready for him. Last night Pam got him two coats to wear because he still wasn't embarrassed enough with just the colored ribbon bow on the top of his head. He is a very needy dog as he is only 6 weeks old now and is still a baby.
Pam takes him outside to his play pen about 30 times a day and he still pees and poops all over the house, but we are working on it and sooner or later, we will have him potty trained.
He is really a cuttie and is usually quiet. He only barks when he thinks something is coming. He also loves snow. We ended up having about 4" of snow on Sunday and he was racing around in it and was having the time of his life.
So, we shall have to see how he works out as a member of the family, who by definition don't pee and crap on the floor or chew up valuable things. As long as he can work that out, I would say he is probably a keeper...
Well, I am recovering from my last DaHo Quick Weight Loss Diet cycle and feeling much better again. I am taking these blood thinner drugs and when I am on the 'plan' all of the blood thinning specifications go crazy. I am suppose to be a 2.8 rating, where 'normal' blood thickness is a 1.0 I think. Anyway, after the diet plan, my rating was 11.9 and the hospital folks freaked out thinking that if I cut myself in any way, I would bleed out. So, I spend the next few days after the diet plan was over to be real careful about knifes and sharp stuff. We now have it back to where they want it, but it was crazy high there for a while. I guess the 30 times a day runs part of the diet plan, somehow looses all the stuff that tries to keep the blood thick so the thinner med has nobody to compete against and just goes crazy all by itself.
Now, I am again in remission from the 'diet plan' and getting better and better until it comes back again. I think I have it better figured out now. Doubling up on my pain meds really helps keep the fever down, which allows me to remain conscious and some semblance of clear thinking. I also now have meds for throwing up and the runs, where before we were just letting it run it course while doing are clinical trials testing for the New DaHo Quick Weight Loss Diet...
